Badges?! We don't need no stinkin' badges?!
OK, let's see if I have this right.
The Dover Area School District wants to issue its students identification badges, and some people are going nuts because they think that the barcodes used on them are, as board member Heather Geesey said, the mark of the beast, as in Revelations in the Bible.
So, if you're keeping score at home, the previous school board tried to insert biblical principles to biology instruction and the current school board is doing the work of Satan. Who would have guessed that the Dover Area School District would be in league with the antichrist and would be instrumental in bringing about Armageddon.
Next up for Dover? Plague of locusts, I'm guessing.
arensb · May 18, 2007 10:19 AM
I guess that's what you get for building the school on top of a Hellmouth.
Nathan · May 18, 2007 1:15 PM
Well, that's what Central did, and now it's all 1984-ish there.
Jay Weaver · May 19, 2007 4:21 AM
Great commentary Mike! What say you about a little school problem closer to your office .... like recurring food fights at Hanna Penn by the "inner city intelligentsia" ?
dead head · May 22, 2007 12:15 PM
on an unrelated topic.
mike- and you still have a job. how?
you are an idiot. I cant believe people pay for your opinions.
Emily E. · May 31, 2007 11:02 AM
Actually, Nathan, as a student at Central, who wears ID badges every day, I find it to be quite unlike anything in 1984, and perfectly normal. We hardly notice they are there. So, before you assume, you'd better check your facts, or even remotely know what you're talking about.
John · October 10, 2007 2:57 PM
Hmmm wouldn't the mark of the beast actually mean they have to tattoo you with the bar code someplace on your body.
Mike you're an idiot even though you probably enjoy everytime someone calls you that.
Go let your dog pee on someones house like the good ol days.