Traffax reported this morning that Interstate 81 in Cumberland County was closed after a truck spilled hog lungs on the highway.

Hog lungs?

You don't want to know.

The good news, though, is, according to the Pennsylvania Code, "All cattle, calf, sheep and equine lungs intended for food purposes shall be inspected to determine whether foreign matter is present in the air passages. The main bronchi and branches shall be slit by employees of the establishment and, if ingesta or other objectionable foreign matter has entered these passages, the lungs shall be condemned."

That's certainly comforting.