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June 27, 2008

Woke up this morning, got myself a gun...

By definition, an activist judge is one who issues a decision that you disagree with.

While I may not disagree with some aspects of the landmark decision in the Supreme Court case of District of Columbia vs. Heller -- I think it was proper to strike down the ban, but went too far in saying the Second Amendment guarantees nearly unrestricted gun ownership -- it was work of activist judges.

In this case, activist judges who disregarded precedent, went beyond the scope of the issue they'd been asked to examine and relied on ideology rather than evidence to reach their decision.

Interesting, the coverage of the ruling seems to be kind of misleading. Much of it reports that this is the first time the Supremes have examined the Second Amendment.

Not true.

The 1939 case of U.S. vs. Miller, about a law banning sawed-off shotguns, set a pretty clear precedent.

The unanimous ruling, written by Justice James Clark McReynolds, said, in part, "In the absence of any evidence tending to show that possession or use of a 'shotgun having a barrel of less than eighteen inches in length' at this time has some reasonable relationship to the preservation or efficiency of a well regulated militia, we cannot say that the Second Amendment guarantees the right to keep and bear such an instrument."

The current court -- Justice Antonin Scalia, writing for the five-justice majority -- apparently interpreted that to mean that certain kinds of weapons may be banned by the government and that the courts may pick and choose. In this case, handguns are OK. In Miller, sawed-off shotguns weren't.

Anyway, it's an fascinating ruling, even if you have to wade through the thousands of words Scalia uses to define what "arms" entail.

And you citizens of D.C.? Keep you heads down.

May 23, 2008

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May 16, 2008

Appeasment

Our only president went before the Knesset the other day and talked about appeasement, equating those who would try to talk to our enemies with the people who tried to deal with Adolph Hitler and the Nazis before World War II.

Finally, the president is talking about something he knows about. Check out this story from Fox News, of all places:

"WASHINGTON -- President Bush's grandfather was a director of a bank seized by the federal government because of its ties to a German industrialist who helped bankroll Adolf Hitler's rise to power, government documents show.

"Prescott Bush was one of seven directors of Union Banking Corp. (search), a New York investment bank owned by a bank controlled by the Thyssen family, according to recently declassified National Archives documents reviewed by The Associated Press.

"Fritz Thyssen was an early financial supporter of Hitler, whose Nazi party Thyssen believed was preferable to communism.

"Both Harrimans and Bush were partners in the New York investment firm of Brown Brothers, Harriman and Co., which handled the financial transactions of the bank as well as other financial dealings with several other companies linked to Bank voor Handel that were confiscated by the U.S. government during World War II.

"Union Banking was seized by the government in October 1942 under the Trading with the Enemy Act."

And then there's this news, reported by the Guardian in England:

"The two Holocaust survivors suing the US government and the Bush family for a total of $40bn in compensation claim both materially benefited from Auschwitz slave labour during the second world war, Kurt Julius Goldstein, 87, and Peter Gingold, 85, began a class action in America in 2001, but the case was thrown out by Judge Rosemary Collier on the grounds that the government cannot be held liable under the principle of "state sovereignty."

Appeasement?

More like treason.

May 9, 2008

I hope nobody tells Babs

Our own U.S. Rep. Todd Platts voted Wednesday against motherhood.

Really.

Sort of.

Here's what happened: The House of Representatives voted on a resolution honoring Mother's Day, one of those waste-of-time, nonsense things our Congress is so good at. After the resolution passed unanimously, the Washington Post reported Rep. Todd Tiahrt, R-Kan., asked for a vote to reconsider the vote.

When that vote occurred, 178 Republicans, including Platts, voted against the resolution that celebrated "the role of mothers in the United States and (supported) the goals and ideals of Mother's Day."

It's part of the political game, a game that we all thought Platts abhorred. Guess not.

Anyway, I just hope Todd's mom, Babs, doesn't find out about this.

And it does make you wonder what Platts' stand is on apple pie, baseball and kittens.

May 2, 2008

Who's the elitist again?

Much has been made of Barack Obama, a man raised by his grandparents and a single mother, being an elitist. It's a ridiculous issue, even by the ridiculous standards set by this campaign.

But check out this exchange between Bill O'Reilly and Hillary Clinton.

O’Reilly said, "I'm not middle class, I'm a rich guy.”

Clinton responded, “Rich people, God bless us. We deserve all the opportunities to make sure our country and our blessings continue until the next generation.”

Yes, God bless the rich. They carry such a heavy burden.

May 1, 2008

John Hagee's greatest hits!

Here is the crazy minister who supports John McCain, pontificating about Catholicism and Hitler and other fun stuff.

Enjoy

Here, he advocates attacking Iran.

Here he is saying that Katrina was God's wrath on New Orleans and gays.

Here's Keith Olbermann reporting on John Hagee's endorsement of John McCain.

April 29, 2008

The first rule of Fight Club...

OK, not really Fight Club. But if you think the battle for the Democratic nomination has turned into a knock-down-drag-out fight, click here to have a real knock-down-drag-out fight.

It's the New York Post's Obama-Clinton fight game.

April 22, 2008

Looks like it's time to call it a night

I was going to sign off the live blog by posting from my basement in my underwear, because that's what bloggers do, right? Just wanted to bolster my blogging street cred. Ya feel me?

But my wife said that would scare the dogs and, well, her too. So I'm still here at the bar.

I may be back.

Maybe not.

Until next time...

Here comes Obama

Obama's about to speak. On MSNBC, Chris Matthews is saying what on earth can Hopey McHopeington say now that he's had his butt handed to him, but doesn't know how bad his butt was handed to him.

Wait a minute. Obama is in Indiana, hanging out with John Mellencamp. Guy couldn't wait to get out of Pennsylvania.

No guy wearing boxing gloves in sight.

Party's kind of thinning out here.

Well, it is a Tuesday.

That's the ticket

A commentor on Wonkette, a snarky political Web site, proposed this ticket: Clinton/Rasputin '08.

Isn't that redundant?

"She scares me."

Philip Given, an Obama supporter from Manchester, watching Hillary's victory speech, said, in a mocking, sing-song voice, "She scares me. I'm frightened of her."

While Hillary was delivering her address, there was a guy standing behind her on the stage wearing boxing gloves.

I guess it was a "Rocky" reference. It bears repeating, Rocky was beaten by Apollo Creed, a black guy.

Hillary said a bunch of stuff. Mostly, she likes Pennsylvania.

The guy wearing the boxing gloves was clapping.

Boxing gloves.

I can't focus on what Hillary is saying because, for one thing, it's pretty loud in here and for another thing, what's with the guy wearing the boxing gloves?

To see additional primary night posts, see Tom Joyce's Articles of Confabulation and Jim McClure's York Town Square.

Winning the battle, losing the war

At one point at the Obama party at Cobblestones, CNN flashed a county-by-county map of Pennsylvania. A big cheer went up.

Obama had won York County.

Hillary was winning the state by 8 percent.

That's like kicking a field goal in the fourth quarter of a game you're losing 48-3.

One Obama supporter said, "We won York County. That's not bad."

Can't judge a book by its cover

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Jeremy Hilley has piercings and sports a mohawk. He wears a studded belt and a I.W.W. union T-shirt.

And he's a Hillary supporter.

I asked him why Hillary, and he went into a lengthy discourse about health care and compared Hillary's health proposals with Obama's. He talked about stem cell research and what Hillary had proposed for that. He talked about how when Bill Clinton was president the federal budget ran a surplus and the national debt was decreasing and how that affected the economy and interest rates.

Hilley is 27. He works as a pizza delivery guy.

Go figure.

To see additional primary night posts, see Tom Joyce's Articles of Confabulation and Jim McClure's York Town Square.

It's all ovah!

I was in the bar at the White Rose, talking to an 18-year-old kid from Conewago Township named Mark Sollars who was explaining the slogan he's adopted to express his devotion to Hillary Clinton when his words were drowned out by a loud cheer from the crowd.

At 9:05 p.m., with 7 percent of the vote in, CNN was projecting Clinton the winner of the Pennsylvania primary.

Sollars led the bar in a chant -- "HILL-AR-EE" -- that went on for a while.

The slogan?

"We want cash, not change."

Here's a photo taken after the crowd calmed down.

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To see additional primary night posts, see Tom Joyce's Articles of Confabulation and Jim McClure's York Town Square.


Whatever your name is...

Tim Malinky of Springettsbury Township was canvassing for Obama Tuesday when he knocked on a door looking for a voter named Jack.

A woman Malinky described as stunning answered the door. Tall. Long blond hair. Very attractive.

"Is Jack here?" he asked.

The woman said Jack wasn't there.

Malinky told her he was there to see whether Jack had voted.

The woman said, "Jack's not here, but Jacqueline is and she did vote."

She or he did vote for Obama.


To see additional primary night posts, see Tom Joyce's Articles of Confabulation and Jim McClure's York Town Square.

Nice shirt, dude

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This is John Biechman.

He's wearing an Obama yard sign. Now, I know things are tough, but wearing a plastic shirt...

Biechman is from Alexandria, Va., and has traveled to York to work for Obama. He has plenty of time; he's currently unemployed, laid off from his job in government relations.

Sorry about that "tough times" crack.

He spent the day knocking on doors and getting the Obama vote out. He's dedicated. A lot of the Obama are dedicated, but not all of them are wearing a yard sign.

"They ran out of buttons and I thought it would make a statement," he said.

Mission accomplished.

John Who?

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So who is this McCain person? Is he running for something?

You knew it would come to this

The campaign between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton has seemed like a badly plotted wrestling match.

Well, guess what?

World Wrestling Entertainment turned it into a badly plotted wrestling match.

I'm not sure whether this is entertaining or disturbing. Obama, for one thing, has some huge ears.

Ladies and gentlemen, the next president of the United States -- some huge Samoan guy with face tattoos.

Please, avert your gaze

The afternoon disc jockey on WXPN mentioned election day and said, "The eyes of the nation are upon us."

Oh God.

Usually, when the eyes of the nation cast their steely gaze upon us, we do something really bad. No need to review; you know what I'm talking about.

So, the eyes of the nation are upon us. Don't do anything stupid, OK?